British PHP? Cheers!

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Several minutes ago, one of the regular and long-term contributors to the PHP community, a gentleman by the name of Daevid Vincent, posted a link to a blog post on the PHP General mailing list. (Enough links yet? Hang on, there’s more to come.)

The blog post, If PHP Were British, was something I enjoyed — despite my apparently inferior dialect of English, the bastardized American version. So I figured, what the hell? We got the land (after we, as Redcoats, knocked off a few million of those pesky Indians), so why not offer a peace treaty in the form of a few lines or reworked PHP core?

After about fifteen minutes of work, the result: BPHP (lifted straight from their comments section). It’s based upon the latest stable of the 5.4 branch as of this writing (5.4.4), and has the changes requested specifically by the main article, as well as few other related changes. Nothing serious, but it shows that, yes, most Americans are willing to reach out and be friendly and helpful world citizens, regardless of how we may appear to the rest of the nations around the globe.

Want to give it a test drive? Go ahead and download it in .tar.gz or in .tar.bz2 format.

You’ll no doubt see errors and such, but have no fear — I have absolute no intention of supporting this release, nor providing bug fixes, or really even acknowledging that I did, in fact, spend several minutes of my evening doing this.

I should probably mention that I did this in my own free time (I have about an hour before another client is re-running on the ABC network TV show “Shark Tank,” and finished some other work ahead of time), and not as part of the PHP team. And of course, it is licensed under the actual PHP license, is intended only for entertainment purposes, and neither myself (acting alone) nor the PHP Group, community, or anyone else is responsible for any damage, incompatibilities, et cetera. Just in case there are any future BPHP users out there who are lawyers. ;-P

Happy Friday…. mates.

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3 comments

  1. Daevid says:

    HAHA! *blush* That’s awesome. Thanks for the ‘nod.

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